Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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