- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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