- Anti Joke

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.