What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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