- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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