Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I <3 Hitler

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's red, blue & green all over?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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