- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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