- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Black people.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

irish man drinking john smiths

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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