- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

womens rights

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

This is a joke.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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