What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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The holocaust

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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