"Knock Knock" "Come in"

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How would you rule?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Justin beiber's penis

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

You bumder!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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