I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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poo

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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