- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nickleback.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What is green and slow Grass.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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