- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Abortion.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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