- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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