- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Women's rights

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Pickles are moist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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