What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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