Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

a chinese man pays the full price

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

your so fat. your fat!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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