- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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