what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Sixty... eight

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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