- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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