Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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WILLYS

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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