- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

okay so theres this guy.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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