what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

PIED NINNY!

sorry got to poo

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

womens rights

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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