- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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