- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Who wants $300? Me too.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why do mexicans get made fun of

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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