Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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