- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

im not food

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

I'm sn otter

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

anal seepage

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