- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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