A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

kennah campion when she talks

How high is the sky? True or False

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...