- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.