- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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