Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Your mom is so old she died

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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