What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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