In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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The holocaust

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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