- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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