How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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