What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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This sentance contains three errers

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A man walks into a bar

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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