Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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