What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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flavin's head

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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