- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is older than history?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A child walks into a classroom.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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