- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I <3 Hitler

What's red, blue & green all over?

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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