I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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