What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Women's Soccer.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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