Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The joke below me is retarded

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Asians...

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Lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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