Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

The joke below me is retarded

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Asians...

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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