What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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