- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

i have cancer

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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