- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

The AIDS patient was gay

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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