How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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my egg roll

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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