- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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