Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

whats green and lives in the water

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

123 f*ck off

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

roses are red violets are indigo

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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