- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Cheese

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your mother just died.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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