Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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