Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why do mexicans get made fun of

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Who wants $300? Me too.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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