- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

you give like i give lomain

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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