- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Women's rights.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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