- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

your face

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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