What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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