Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Albino African Americans

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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