- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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