- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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