what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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