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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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