- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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