- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man walks into a bar

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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