Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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