A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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school homewrok

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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