what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

women's rights

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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