- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Racial Equality

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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