What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Sir, your wife is dead

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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