- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A fat guy!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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