- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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