- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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