If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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lewis=cardiac

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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