What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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hi anti joke

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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