why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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