Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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