- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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