What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Sarah Palin.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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