- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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