what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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This sentance contains three errers

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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