- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

okay so theres this guy.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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