- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

how man

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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