- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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