Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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homosexual

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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